My name is Jack Dame, and I am the president of the Fortniters and soon to be president of the United States. Thank you for including me in this election. Among us I promise you, as president I will do my absolute best to listen and ensure that there is transparency for the people. I also wanted to thank Vice President Felix Morgan for your personal strong commitment. It has been a pleasure to work with you. Over the past couple of weeks, I have worked on this project, and I have noticed that we were not getting the best poles out of the race. I know this will change later in the race because we are going to demolish our opponents. You may ask how this would be possible, and I will get to this later, but for now I must explain what the Fortniters policies are.
The policies we have are basic, but substantial. We are going to start having more background checks when you buy a gun by taking a mental stability test. This will lower the rate of stolen guns and crime will go down. We are also going to crack down on the border situation about drug cartels. The more help we have on the border, the less drugs that will get smuggled in. We are Legalizing abortion because there has been to many health problems it has caused, and it is murder. If you do not like it, do not vote for us. Another policy we are cracking down on will be human trafficking. This is a noticeably big problem in the US and is not talked about enough. We will have special units to deal with the problem and increase punishments.
Now that you know what our political party is built on, we must show you how we will win the race. During our campaign, we have noticed that a majority of our community has a bias against us for no reason, but we will fix the problem by putting a new system in place. If we win the election, we will give free donuts to anyone who voted for us. You must prove to us that you put a vote in place and then we will fulfill our promises. If you convert more than 3 people to vote for us also, we will give you 2 donuts. None of this will happen if we do not win the race though. Vote for us not based on our morals, but because we will give you stuff for free. Thank you for your time and we get the juices flowing.
The policies we have are basic, but substantial. We are going to start having more background checks when you buy a gun by taking a mental stability test. This will lower the rate of stolen guns and crime will go down. We are also going to crack down on the border situation about drug cartels. The more help we have on the border, the less drugs that will get smuggled in. We are Legalizing abortion because there has been to many health problems it has caused, and it is murder. If you do not like it, do not vote for us. Another policy we are cracking down on will be human trafficking. This is a noticeably big problem in the US and is not talked about enough. We will have special units to deal with the problem and increase punishments.
Now that you know what our political party is built on, we must show you how we will win the race. During our campaign, we have noticed that a majority of our community has a bias against us for no reason, but we will fix the problem by putting a new system in place. If we win the election, we will give free donuts to anyone who voted for us. You must prove to us that you put a vote in place and then we will fulfill our promises. If you convert more than 3 people to vote for us also, we will give you 2 donuts. None of this will happen if we do not win the race though. Vote for us not based on our morals, but because we will give you stuff for free. Thank you for your time and we get the juices flowing.